Another unforgettable Quote

I just remembered this;

While driving between Bangsar and Midvalley, somebody (*coughs.dang-I-can't-say-it.*coughs ) said this;

" Why would I want a landing strip, if I do want one, it will be made to look like a cross "

In retrospect to what we were talking about peeps, the pros and cons between bikini waxing or brazillian waxing. Hmmm...blasphemy, darling dear.

Forgive me Father for I have sinned, I have had a cross made up with pubic hair on my nether regions, it's to prove my undying devotion to the Lord himself by placing the cross closest to my most sacred and important part of my body. I do not think it's wrong, but seeing that going for confessions and pulling the pastor's leg is such a fun do, I will again say Forgive me father for I have sinned. AHAHAHAHAHAH. To that person, lain kali perempuan, tak yah gi confession. Ahahahahaha. Ok, I'm just kidding ok.

I tried getting pictures of cross looking landing strips, all I gotten was porn sites, I'm at work. I don't want any trouble. Say No to Porn, and Yes to watching men doing the full monty.




La Senza


Ooohh...La Senza is bloody sexy,just look at this...hmmmm



The thing I don't understand about these models right, is how in the hell do their boobs looks so perky and nice in all of these lingerie? Just look at this, notice how nice the swell of her boobs is in that negligee? It's like wow, they can have boobs the size of D cups and yet it still look so nicely rounded and firm.I mean yeah, wearing really expensive lingerie helps, but what about those skimpy ass ones, the ones that doesn't hold anything, I shit you not peeps their boobs still look perfect. It's the same with the runaway models. *sighs.

Anyways, ogle the pic as much as you all want. La Senza rocks.

In retaliation to Dkat, hahahaha, red looks trampy on me. And you should have joined me and Dids in the changing room, it is a rather refreshing change. hahahahahahah. Black looks way sexier. Though I came out empty handed, but I have found the perfect thing for me, the only problem is waiting for it. *sighs. And of course to achieve the kick ass firm and rounded bossom that I so yearn.

To Llama Boy, I'm so sorry you couldn't follow us shopping at La Senza, wouldn't want you to stink the place up with your sweat after your oh-so-manly-push-of-the-Maxis truck. Oooohh so the macho. *shrieks like teeny bopper teens chasing after Hanson.




Xmas Weekend went in a blur, hell yeah, I was suffering from withdrawal symptoms and could hardly keep my eyes open. Mum knew about it and let me sleep on most of the time, eventhough I should be helping with the packing and moving. So it's official now, my parents are now living in Puchong. hhhmmmm....take note of the 'ethusiasm' dripping out of my every pore. Well actually it's alrite, seeing that I am not living with them, coz I bought my own place already. And of course my mum made sure I won't live with her. Thanks mum. Anyways got back to KL in time to go to Cris's Christmas Dinner. Will put up pics once I get them from him. Hmmm...Kinda sad that I have to throw away my favourite coveralls because I made a mess of it while fixing the plumbing at me mums, oh well if all goes well again i'll be getting new non Schlumberger ones. *keeps my fingers crossed.

Ok, now seeing that it's going to be the new year soon...so....therefore.

To my friends

Thanks, thanks for everything. It has been a swell year, great in fact. Alot of ups and downs. But most of you stuck by my side through it all. To Dids,Llama Boy,SplatSpit and Button, thank you for being there during the most trying time I had these past 3 years. Thank you for reminding me that there is more to everything than what has happened. Thanks for caring. To Dkat and Blackhead Boy, thank you for giving me a run for my money with all of your antiques and humor. To Chern for you being your bloody random self. To FeiCiPet and Spud, thank you for being understanding. To Anne, thank you for your concern, love and care. To Reza, thank god for your oh-so-sexy voice...eeewwww....I am merely repeating your groupies words. To Samantha ( Wid ), thank you for sticking up for me in Shell, the same goes to LostCause, Moi Lover and Kanak Kanak Istimewa. To Fr0stie for being my hero, though you're all the way in Penang. To Zoey, for just checking up on me every now and then to make sure that I haven't died of some really funky ass death or disease. Thank you to Ma'e and [ k ] for being there too when I needed you guys. In fact thank you everybody who has had to put up with the eccentricities of yours truly. *feeling all mushy now...aaawwww....

To SplatSpit, ohmygawd, I'm so sorry about the car, I should have told you the problems with it before asking you to keep it over the weekend. And thank you for getting it washed too. And thank you for all the great music. Thank you for putting me in my place and reminding me ever so often that life is good, so there's no need to screw it up.

To Dids, darling dear, I don't know what I would've done without you. You're a smart and intellegent woman, you saw what was going on, and you understood it. Not many could comprehend what I was going through but you alongside a few more others did, and you took note in trusting me to do the right decision. And like what you've said before, everything will unravel, it already has and still is. As I've always said, it's a domino effect. You gave me the chance to be me, and didn't pass judgement on me. Thank you babes.

To that darling boy, heheheheh,,,,thank you for giving me Neil Gaiman's Anansi Boys as a Christmas present, though you suckered me into admitting that I don't have the book yet, and most of all today, thank you for surprising me at the office. I was very surprised that you just showed up, that I didn't know how to react. To top it off I didn't even notice that you were walking right behind me,,,dang I'm getting too comfortable that I can be jumped at. Sorry about my reaction, there's just something about being surprised and seeing that person face to face that just made me feel ackward. Thank you for hugging me and making me feel not so klutzy about it. Thanks for all the reminders that I am actually quite a klutz when it comes to dating. Oh yeah thank you for telling me what Ps and Qs stands for. Yes people I am that dim at times.




Musings of the holidays

Just 3 more days before Christmas, sighs. Last year at this time, I was sick, down with dengue, working, and I wasn't alone either. This year on the other hand, I'm not sick, not exactly working, and not exactly alone either. I'll be helping my mum out moving from Diamond Bay to KL this Christmas Day. Seeing that I won't be around, I'll be missing church then, but I haven't exactly dilligently went for it this past month or so. Circumstances. Hmmmm....I can't exactly blog about my musings now...just kind of lost it. Maybe later.

Moi,SplatSpit and R47z
The BBQ thingy was great, Splatspit live up to his title of BBQ and Marinade King. Not to mention too, a bloody hell funny person to go grocery shopping with. Bottles of wine were popped open, alongside Gin. Had a rather rude encounter with a kid who was having his own party at the pool. Bloody rude, but I didn't do much or say much...hmmm...I must have mellowed down alot, coz just a couple of days prior to the BBQ, THIS happen at Midvalley after closing time:

Me sitting sulkingly at the stage in Centre Court while Dids, Anne and Irene was busy taking pictures of the Christmas Decor. Me yanked out a stick from one of the decor trees and started playing with it, while thinking how stupid and superficial everything was. Noticed a lil brat climbing up the stage beside me, too close for comfort.

Me: Boy, what's your name? ( in that annoyed quiet voice, which by right would scare any kid away )
Boy simmied closer to me, crouch down and look at me.
Boy: Cyrus ( in a quiet, apologetic voice )
Me feeling rather bad and decided to play along.
Me: Where's your mummy?
Boy pointed to Dids, who by this time has noticed my lil interaction and was surprised by my tete a tete with said boy, moreover doubly surprised that the boy pointed to her stating that she's his mum.
Me: Very funny Cyrus, where's mummy now? And don't go running around here and there.
Cyrus pointed to a woman behind me and ran to her. Hid behind her legs and started waving, smiling and pointing at me.

If that ain't freaky, this is what happen on the BBQ day itself.

Me crouching at the BBQ pit, busy lighting up the charcoals, with Splatspit looking on, when all of a sudden spidey senses sensed small midget like human presence around. Looks up into humoungous doe-like eyes on a rather sulky pasty face. Me thinking, drats! another midget, now what am I supposed to do with him. Splatspit looks bloody amused at the situation. Now before I go on, anybody who's a friend would know I don't abhor kids, I just don't know what to do with them, and I know it's funny seeing that I have siblings too. But lets not ponder over nonsensical mysteries of idiots such as me. So on with the story....

Me: Hello, what are you doing around here? ( trying as hard as I can to sound like lil Miss Mary Poppins herself, failing misreably which lead me to sound like Drusilla squelling for dalmations fur )
Boy: Playing ( in that sulking voice, where it indicated that midget wanted you to amuse him )
Me thinking, fuck this I ain't your jester but proceeded on...Splatspit looks bloody amused by now at my ackwardness.
Me: Where's your mummy? ( people take this failsafe advice of mine, always ask this, always, coz you might be able to render lil midgets such as these to run off for their mothers, in most cases that is, not this particular one though, so it's not so failsafe afterall )
Boy: In the apartment, to which he proceeded on telling me which block, what number and yada yada.
Me feeling miffed by now, because:
Me: Boy, a piece of advice for you kay, never ever tell a stranger where you actually stay, you're lucky that I'm not a bad person and I won't do anything about that piece of information.
Splatspit still not helping me out here and looks at the ongoing conversation with amusement. ( Dude!!! You could've said something right? )
Boy sulking, by which on cue, Dids came by and saw the boy.
Dids: Hello Isaac.
Boy looks up and I shit you not people you can see love and awe came out from those eyes for Dids.
Me: Dids, did you know what he did? Proceeded on telling her.
Dids: Isaac, she's right you shouldn't be telling strangers where you stay. It's dangerous.
By now, boy or rather Isaac, was staring at me with venomous daggers in his eyes and switch to sad watery huge anime-ish eyes at Dids and just ran off.
Dids and Splatspit looks at me.
Me: What??!!
Splatspit: That went well.

Whatever, anyways the secret to lighting up charcoals without kerosene or a firestarter is by using candles. Failsafe way, I can assure you that. It's an age old secret passed down from generations to generations of monstrosity such as my mum and me.

There's another BBQ tomorrow too, am going. Getting tired now...will continue blogging when I have energy. Now I leave you all the pics of the BBQ.

The master of sorts at work, Splatspit


Hhmmm...has been waiting for ages I guess.

Blackhead Boy and Demented Kat

Dids smiling away. You're still sober right?....rrriiiiggghhhtttt
AAAhhhhh....entertainment...LOL

Currently listening to: The Crystal Method - Keep Hope Alive (J.D.S Mix)

*there is hope...there is hope...lets us not forget..not forget...

Quote of the Day...freaking funny

People of blogland....or rather my mates....behold, the funniest quote I've come across in a phone conversation today.

" Me and Brad Pitt are alike, except that he's better looking "

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH I was laughing so hard at work that everybody in the square was staring at me.....3 guesses on who is this peeps, we all have learn to love and adore the art of poking fun at him, hahahahaha....and of course though he has asked me to not divulge in his identity, I think it's safe to say that a few of you knows who is it, seeing that he is the most likely candidate to come up with something as ludicrious as this.

Another hint: He's coming back today, and I'm actually looking forward to seeing him. Splatspit! Stop sniggering and making faces at me in the corner there about him.

Seeing that I have provided ammo for tonite's yumchar, somebody 'belanja' me Coffee.




The thing about working, I love working, I really do, crunching up the algorithms, coming up with the hard coding, the whole excitement basically, is that it get boring too at times. I'm lucky to say I rarely get that for now. What's with the chance of either being a junior associate or jumping to another oil and gas company ( on which I can actually make a demand ), it looks pretty good so far. The end of my secondary job marks the start of a new phase for me, a normal phase, and I would have to say that it has been very normal for me, thank you God. No more trying to be super woman. Slow and easy. Do I miss the fast pace I used to be in, of course I did, juggling between work, social life and relationships. I missed the fact that I didn't feel that empty then, not to say I am now, but I guess it takes time to ease back to some semblance of normality after 4 years. Life is good, nothing much bothers me, I'd learn from my mistakes now, that yes, sometimes some people regardless how good or great you try to be for them, just doesn't seem to appreciate it. It doesn't matter now, looking back through the year, I can say I'm lucky that I've gotten so much of support and understanding from a lot of friends whom I adore and love tremendously. Thanks for not being so judgemental, thanks for being impartial, and thanks for being there. Yes, I agree I am not a conformist with the protocols of society, but I can't exactly expect people to conform to my expectations either, that's where my fault is. Some are born with a sadist streak to hurt others, some are born with the nature to care and nurture others, some are born with compassion, some are born with detachment, some are born with a high disregard of others, and so on and so on. I can't exactly expect them to act any differently than their behaviour. But I do expect them to learn from their mistakes. Not saying that I am without error, I'm just saying that trying is better than not trying and knowing that there are faults and mistakes to be rectified.

Life is too short to waste one's own time, and that includes wasting other individual's life. I've made a promise with myself that I will try not to delude people. I was told by a close friend, never say never, coz 1 day you'll might just eat the humble pie. Not to be so protective or nurturing anymore, just lower it down not to totally renounce it. Seeing that it is that time of the year and Christmas is just around the corner, it is a time for forgiveness, love and empathy. And of course PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Listening to: The Crystal Method ( everything )
Doing: Trying to pull some cool moves...so ain't working
Feeling: Lethargic but happy




At long last after not blogging for awhile, because I was so intent on changing my layout, and here it is, it's still pretty much temporary but it's better than any of my old ones. Been quite busy lately. Alot has happened since the dinner at Oasis, my good mate Button from Penang came down to KL. I miss her so much. Happy working in KL. Haven't been at home much, been out alot. Saw Reza performed at the Singer Songwriters Round in Alexis, went for last month's Moonshine too. OOOOooooHHHHH Reeezzaaaa *squels like a groupie ( remember yah I'm a pretend groupie ). Bloody sexy voice you have there Bob! AArrgghh I can't believe this, such a voice from a guy who comes up with " What is a beruk that is green? a Berukkoli ( broccolli ) ". Oh Heavens, *feign faint while keeping one eye open for really really cute guys walking around. Bimbonya. Frostie came down to KL too, I wuv u frostie dear...alamaks *ducks to avoid the shoes thrown by Zoey the gf. Run lizz run! Speaking about Frostie and Zoey, here's a snippet of a conversation.

Scene: The big ass Nike shop in KL
Frostie stomps up to Lizz
Frostie: Lizz, is this nice? ( Holding up these really cool pair of Nikes )
Lizz: Hell yeah, get it lah dude, you're the one wanting to be a sneaker pimp.
Frostie: Hey I want to get another pair for Zoey but she doesn't want it, she said something about, it's bad luck if a partner gets shoes for the other as it will mean they will inevitably walk away from each other.
Zoey storms in
Zoey: I duwan!!! It's expensive and damn not good luck lah wei.
Sales girl loitering around sniggering to herself over the antics.

Needless to say I kinda nagged Zoey about it, I mean cmon people especially girls how many times does a boyfriend really buy something nice for you rite? But they gotten both of the shoes, bloody nice I might add.

Besides being a pretend groupie and a naggy woman, I also have attain super powers whereby I can swipe out electrical circuits, first my lcd monitor died on me, and then my car lights again, and then the lights back at the apartment. What's next? The whole of KL just might die down, ooohh such chaos, trains stopping midway. No need to work. Bliss.

I can't think....I can't think...ahahah...oh yeah...a reminder tomorrow is the BBQ potluck thrown by Dida and moi, so peeps its at Pantai HillPark Phase 2, by the poolside, from 6 till 11 pm. Oh before I sign off, I would like to leave you all with this picture of the ever so 'handsome' Leonard Potter. AHAHHA. Can't resist putting it up coz damn geeky lah.







It looks differently in both Firefox and IE.....sighs...I hate this....fuck this man.




It's still buggy...in the middle of modifications still.